So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Dude there are two smokin hot chicks laying outside my apartment...I almost want to tell them theyre laying where I threw up last night
U should. Its a good ice breaker
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
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