Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
possible father of this baby just finished his test first in a lecture of 200 people. other possible father finished about 100th.
I'm rooting for #1.
So it turns out my dad calls his penis "John" which means he either named me after his penis or his penis after me
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I just realized I'm currently not eating carbs, drinking alcohol or having sex. 2014 is off to a horrible start.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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