ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
