At least make sure they are 18
Why
What the hell do I have to do to get some foreplay around here? This sucks.
I think you know the answer.
How can I marinade myself in Vodka?
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I'm bleeding and have questions
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
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