I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
Is it acceptable to pay for WiFi on flights solely for the purpose of getting on Tinder to find a sugar daddy on the plane that doesn’t mind upgrading me to first class?
Do it. You’re flying for two weddings. You’re gonna need that first class.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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