She is in my trunk
if you wake up with plaid pants on your floor in the morning, you made a bad decision.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Just puked. First it was bright neon blue then it turned to bright lime green. How does that even happen? And wtf was I drinkin last night?
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