i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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