god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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