She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
The bar I'm at just passed out smores to everyone. I don't know what it has to do with cinco de mayo but I'm down.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
$5 long island pitchers = roommate pissing on his laptop at 3am.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
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