dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Mom, I'm really sorry you saw my naked ex-boyfriend in the living room this morning. I can explain....but I'd rather just stick with this apology and be done with it
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
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