dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
He's only going to be gone for two weeks
That's two months in gay whore years.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Let's be honest, I'm cooking chicken nuggets in my Helm jersey and underwear who has their life more together than me?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
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