your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I wish i was in the wii world.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
why is half of my head shaved?
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