THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
Only good thing about the 50 Shades is that it is now completely OK to call a credit card co to dispute the charge for nipple clamps that didnt arrive.
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