i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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