For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
You reached new levels of laziness. After we woke you up to take shots with us, you stayed in bed so you didn't have to move when you were drunk and sleepy
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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