found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
Its 6am. Um if my mom for some reasons asks, you stopped by my house around ten and had some wine with me. She is concerned I drank a whole bottle by myself. Woke me at 6am to interrogate..Thank god my pounding head thinks fast.
PS We had chips too. She is less concerned about the whereabouts of the chips but still a good lie always needs detail.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
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