where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
We talked him into tasing himself.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
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