YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
