I feel like I'm in dance class right now
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Hey man, he's too drunk to remember what you said. What drugs are we buying and when should we expect them?
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