We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
What's an appropriate engagement gift for the girl that's marrying your brother's Tuesday night hookup? Cause all I can think of is vodka and Kleenex.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
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