margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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