Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
i saw the poster for your lost tequila... what a shame
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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