So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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