so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
Thought about you all night last night, then I fucked the shit out of my boyfriend. Win win for me.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I just woke up in the closet wearing nothing but a Santa hat.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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