It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
You kicked me our in the middle of a blizzard with a dead phone. I had to give my watch to a pizza delivery person to take me home. You owe me a gyro too.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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