is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
Hahahaaa There's this one girl crying hysterically and wrapped around (i believe) her ex's leg. He's trying to shake her off without spilling his beer. This is fucking priceless.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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