There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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