my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
Totally unrelated, but by the way I DO have one ball bigger than the other.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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