I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
There's a cop, a pizza guy and a half naked girl outside along with a dog that I don't know. It feels like I walked into a Judd Apatow movie.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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