He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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