Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Quick, to the slutcave!
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
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