I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
I wish I had a waterproof laptop so that I would watch porn in the shower.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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