To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
It's like, "you literally have no idea who i am but i definitely slept with your brother in your bed."
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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