i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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