I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
I'm amazed your boyfriend is still with you, how do you manage to pee on him while he is holding you in his lap?
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
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