try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
