so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
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