I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
So I have to send you an email about my weekend, heretofore referred to as The Perfect Weekend. Wherein I have lots of awesome sex with a guy with THE MOST AMAZING BODY.
I look forward to this email. I will respond with, Condoms and Creepers: The Adventures of Online Dating.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
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