Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
Social anxiety problems: I just had to get up and change stalls mid-poop because someone sat down in the one next to mine.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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