..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I just went through the Wendy's drive thru only wearing a towel. My life has hit an all time low
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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