birth control should be required to get into college
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
I'm at about main and main street
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
Randomize
