I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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