3:40 am: you never wrote back on my facebook wall
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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