And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
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