So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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