i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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