Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
She kicked in my bedroom door in only high-heals with a bottle of wine, announcing it was "cock-o-clock"
Remember when we saw my neighbor taking dick pics of himself? He's back at it!
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Out of all the things you could eat off of my tits you choose lettuce? Thats so healthy. Yuck.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
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