whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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