One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Please don't give away my fajitas
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
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