My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I'm eating animal crackers on my bed next to my vibrator writing about the hopelessness and depravity of humanity. I am LIVING.
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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