Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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