Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
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