The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
I just instagramed a picture of an ostrich in case you were wondering what I did with my night
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Randomize
