No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
He thought he was drowning because he was drinking water and intentionally holding his breath. Dear god what did you get me in to.
Oh and now he's calling me Brohammed Ali.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
