He is such a slut. More and more my type.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
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