Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Randomize
