now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
He insists on falling asleep with his penis between my buttcheeks. He says its his "home".
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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