he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Dear god my vagina.
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