The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
We left the window open. My vibrators funeral is at 2ish.....bring a side dish or some shit.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
See this is why people shouldn't jump into marriage. See what type of drunk you're engaged to first.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
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